Christmas Insanity: A Shipper's Nightmare

Okay boys and girls, here is what we have to say about this...

USPS tells us that the deadline for priority shipping is on December 21st. We plan on shipping every order we have by 3pm mountain time on December 21st with priority so you should (SHOULD) get your stuff by the big day. We are not masters of all earth and elements even though it might seem we are, so we all have to keep our fingers crossed that USPS can keep their promise.

TL;DR: ORDER BY DECEMBER 21st AT 3PM MOUNTAIN AND USPS SAYS YOU'LL GET IT.

USPS HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES

 

 

Everything order ships from The Pit Viper Center For World Domination in Salt Lake City, Utah. Our shipping days are Monday, Wednesday & Friday. Hooray for shipping! For our priority shipping customers in the US we ship same day on orders placed before 2pm Mountain Time. 

You will receive a tracking code from us when your Pit Vipers ship along with a wicked video of us shipping your shades.

UNITED STATES OF MERIKA

Free shipping for orders over $25.00!  Orders under $25.00 will be $4.00 to ship.

Here is USPS's best guess at how long shipping will take if you are in the US.

 

CANADA

Shipping to Canada is just $10. That's $10 USD. No loonies and toonies down here. It's harder to guess how long shipping will take for you Canucks but in our experience it's pretty fast. Only a few business days usually.

We have a super fast DHL option too! 2 day shipping. $30. Booyah.

STRAYA (Australia)

All you down under now have two options! $15 for USPS international service. That's our post office handing it off to your post office. Who knows how it works but it seems to take about 2 weeks to get to you.

Or you can buy the stupid-fast DHL 4 Day option for $40 and you will have your order faster than you can watch every episode of Summer Heights High.

EVERYWHERE ELSE

Only $15 for international shipping to anywhere in the world?!?! Yep. That is correct my Hungarian friend. Just don't be mad if the package shows up in a tuk tuk and has the equivalent of a full passport worth of stamps on it. We have no clue how it's getting to you. IT'S LIKE MAGIC.