Shippin You Dem Shades

May 5th, 2020: COVID-19 still sucks. International postal services have been experiencing extreme delays. In an effort to make sure you get your shit, we are no longer shipping with your international postal service. Every international order will be shipping with FedEx as of May 5th. 
Here is what that means for you:
- Please do NOT use P.O. Boxes if you are outside the US. It will not work.
-Delivery will be much faster and more reliable!
-You get to wave at the sexy FedEx guy instead of Aus Post.
-Your shipping charge is now $15 USD
-Duties are covered with FedEx International Economy on orders valued up to $400 CAD. If you choose another method, like  FedEx International Priority, you will be charged duties when your package reaches the customs office in Canada.
We will continue to update this page as situations change. Please be patient with us, reach out to if you have questions, and wash your goddamn hands.
Previous Updates that are still true:

We are expecting delays in both international and domestic shipments at this time.
We are still fulfilling orders and sending Respect & Authority your way, but are not currently able to guarantee that they will ship out the same day. Postal carriers are also experiencing delays, and delivery timelines may be longer than what is outlined below.


Every order ships from The Pit Viper Center For World Domination in Salt Lake City, Utah. Our shipping days are Monday through Friday. Hooray for shipping!

For our priority shipping customers in the US we ship same day on orders placed before 12pm (noon) Mountain Time. 

If you place an order Friday afternoon it will ship out on Monday. 

Postal services do not count the day your order ships towards shipping time.

UPS and FedEx (our super speedy shipping services) do not deliver on weekends. 

You will receive a tracking code from us when your Pit Vipers ship, along with a wicked video of us shipping your shades. If you don't, check your spam folder. They like to hide there. 


Free standard shipping for orders over $25.00!  Orders under $25.00 will be $4.00 to ship.

Standard shipping will take about 3-5 business days. 

Here is USPS's best guess at how long shipping will take if you upgrade to 2-3 day Priority Mail. 



Shipping to Canada is just $15. That's $15 USD. No loonies and toonies down here. It's harder to guess how long shipping will take for you Canucks but in our experience it's pretty fast. Orders take about 7-10 business days. Duties are pre paid! **COVID UPDATE: Duties covered on orders up to $400 CAD only**

STRAYA (Australia)

All you down under now have two options! $15 for USPS international service. That's our post office handing it off to your post office. Who knows how it works but it seems to take about 2 weeks to get to you. 


Only $15 for international shipping to anywhere in the world?!?! Yep. That is correct my Hungarian friend. Just don't be mad if the package shows up in a tuk tuk and has the equivalent of a full passport worth of stamps on it. We have no clue how it's getting to you. IT'S LIKE MAGIC.

Packages should arrive in about 2-3 weeks depending on customs.

Orders are subject to additional duties/fees depending on your country.

For expedited and international shipping, take that big ole order of yours to checkout, enter your shipping address and our impressive algorithm will spit out your cost. Voila.