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RX PIT VIPER FAQ
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Frequently Asked Questions:
*Only compatible with Original, Double Wide, 2000s, Intimidators, Exciters** & PVXS models.
Cool it with the heavy breathing poindexter, here are some things you'll need to know about prescription Pit Vipers.
**Exciters Prescription Lenses are NOT z87+ ANSI Rated
Q: What are Rx Vipers exactly?
A: An interchangeable nose piece that's equipped with your prescription.
Q: Are these for real?
A: Yes, unlike the odds of you having a girlfriend. Rx Vipers are really real.
Q: What do they look like when inserted into the shades?
A: Same-same, but different.
Q: Can I wear these while I play Dungeons & Dragons?
A: You would play D&D, nerd.
Q: Do they fit on your face the same as normal glasses would?
A: What does it look like, four-eyes.
Q: Will these give me the courage to finally move out of my parents' basement?
A: I wouldn't push it.
Q: How do I order Rx Pit Vipers?
A: Finally a question we can answer. Order your prescription Pit Vipers here.
Q: Aw, beans, my Rx Vipers are messed up and I need new ones!
A: Smooth moves, ex-lax. You're gonna want to hit up our pals at SVED Optical at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Q: What about Rx PVXS Vipers?
A: What, are you addicted to acronyms or something? We can make it happen, just make sure to specify that you are ordering for the PVXS frames.