Created only for those who are worthy. If we could call them the panty dropper we would, but girls just look so good in them. Maybe the man-panty dropper? Ah whatever, we will just call them exactly what they are. Rad. Neon pink base with purple splatter and a matching logo, be ready to fend off the suiters.
Demand Respect & Authority.
Put them on and let the world be jealous.
Oh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:
- Military design.
- 3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.
- Ballistic and solar protection.
- Optimal peripheral vision.
Are we going to back up our product? Of course.
Yeah, we'll replace your Pit Vipers, but you have to do something for us. Get this:
Send us a video of you breaking your Pit Vipers, or a dramatic reenactment, and you just earned yourself another pair. One time only... go ahead and break them but you better make us laugh.
Check out our warranty page.
VLT - 20%
Lens - 2.8mm Polycarbonate
Width - 127mm