Do you wake from your slumber each morning with the new found ability to conjure waves and control the tides? Are you alone the one who can tempt the Sirens off of their own rocks? Well we pay homage to you oh great, trident bearing, Poseidon.
Oh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:
3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.
Ballistic and solar protection.
Optimal peripheral vision.
Are we going to back up our product? Of course.
Yeah, we'll replace your Pit Vipers, but you have to do something for us. Get this:
Send us a video of you breaking your Pit Vipers, or a dramatic reenactment, and you just earned yourself another pair. One time only... go ahead and break them but you better make us laugh.