The Ol' Fashioned
You've heard of having "beer glasses" these are not them.
Sit back and sip on The Ol' Fashioned. The Ol' Fashioned are much more regal and dignified. You can use the "Root Beer Bottle Candy" Lens for perfect vision while down in the technical stuff. Look up, and your eyes are hidden when you come back to reality. the Ol' fashioned is great for letting slip down on your nose as you bluff, scope, or chill. Prime for low-light, while you maintain your sex-appeal.
"I haven't had an Ol' Fashioned in a long time." -Randy Marsh
"I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass." -David Lee Roth
Oh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:
- Military design.
- 3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.
- Optimal peripheral vision.