The Night Shades Wild Card
The Night Shades Wild Card
The Night Shades Wild Card
The Night Shades Wild Card
The Night Shades Wild Card
The Night Shades Wild Card
The Night Shades Wild Card
The Night Shades Wild Card

The Night Shades Wild Card

$59.00

Original Night Shades taken from the vault at Pit Viper HQ. We decided that these babies cannot be locked up anymore. So, let the cosmos determine your style. We can all agree that it is divine intervention. Or happenstance. Okay fine, we are just picking our favorites. You are going to look damn good though and you might even get a pair that isn't featured on the website. No requests though. This is you putting your fate in our hands.

Each pair are custom painted by the man, Chuck Mumford, himself.

The Night Shades

What will you do in the clear lenses? Here are a few ideas: Biking at night, skating at night, rollerblading at night, running at night, zombie flash mobs at night, bars at night, flexing at night, flossing at night, burning trash at night, tagging your grandmother's porch at night, creating insightful poetry at night, contemplating string theory and the ramifications of non-individualized particle relationships at night, soldering.   

Oh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:

  • Military design.
  • 3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.
  • Ballistic and solar protection.
  • Optimal peripheral vision.
    Are we going to back up our product? Of course.
    Yeah, we'll replace your Pit Vipers, but you have to do something for us. Get this:
    Send us a video of you breaking your Pit Vipers, or a dramatic reenactment, and you just earned yourself another pair. One time only... go ahead and break them but you better make us laugh. 
    Check out our warranty page.

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