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The Monster Bull 2000
The world's most dangerous combination returns, even more powerful! The Monster Bull 2000 sports a rubberized black frame with neon green splatter. We'll explain the rest using math:
- Man + Horse = Centaur
- Hamster + Wheel = Renewable Energy
- Angry Kids Named Kyle + Drywall = No More Safety Deposit
- Tequila + Tequila + Tequila = ???? I don't remember
- Monster Bulls + New Technology = Monster Bull 2000s
It's a 2000! These bad boys feature an ANSI Z87+ Safety Rating, roomier fit, and redesigned ear, nose, and turbo adjustment areas.
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