The world's most dangerous combination returns, even more powerful! The Monster Bull 2000 sports a rubberized black frame with neon green splatter. We'll explain the rest using math:
Man + Horse = Centaur
Hamster + Wheel = Renewable Energy
Angry Kids Named Kyle + Drywall = No More Safety Deposit
Tequila + Tequila + Tequila = ???? I don't remember
Monster Bulls + New Technology = Monster Bull 2000s
It's a 2000! These bad boys feature an ANSI Z87+ Safety Rating, roomier fit, and redesigned ear, nose, and turbo adjustment areas.
