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The Monster Bull 2000
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The Monster Bull 2000
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The Monster Bull 2000
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The Monster Bull 2000

Regular price $99.00
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The world's most dangerous combination returns, even more powerful! The Monster Bull 2000 sports a rubberized black frame with neon green splatter. We'll explain the rest using math:

  • Man + Horse = Centaur
  • Hamster + Wheel = Renewable Energy
  • Angry Kids Named Kyle + Drywall = No More Safety Deposit
  • Tequila + Tequila + Tequila = ???? I don't remember
  • Monster Bulls + New Technology = Monster Bull 2000s

It's a 2000! These bad boys feature an ANSI Z87+ Safety Rating, roomier fit, and redesigned ear, nose, and turbo adjustment areas. 

Technical Specifications

UV Protection: 100%

Light Transmission: 14.2%

Lens:  Z87+ Rated 2.2mm Polycarbonate

Width: 5 5/8 inch (Merika) | 143mm (Metric)