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The Money Counters by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Money Counters by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Money Counters by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Money Counters by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Money Counters by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Money Counters by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Money Counters by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Money Counters by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Money Counters by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Money Counters by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Money Counters

The Money Counters

$69.00

Then High-Five Yourself

Time to count your money. You can use the "Root Beer Bottle Candy" Lens (see below) for perfect vision while down in the technical stuff. 

Look up, and your eyes are hidden when you come back to reality. The Money Counters are great for slipping down on your nose as you bluff, scope, or chill. Prime for low-light, while you maintain your sex-appeal. 

"I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass." -David Lee Roth

 

 

Oh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:

  • Military design.
  • 3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.
  • Optimal peripheral vision.
    Are we going to back up our product? Of course.
    Yeah, we'll replace your Pit Vipers, but you have to do something for us. Get this:
    Send us a video of you breaking your Pit Vipers, or a dramatic reenactment, and you just earned yourself another pair. One time only... go ahead and break them but you better make us laugh. 
    Check out our warranty page.

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