The Merika Polarized
The Merika Polarized
The Merika Polarized
The Merika Polarized
The Merika Polarized
The Merika Polarized
The Merika Polarized
The Merika Polarized
The Merika Polarized
The Merika Polarized
The Merika Polarized
The Merika Polarized

The Merika Polarized

$89.00

Then High-Five Yourself

Typical reaction while wearing these:

THEM: “Hey are you FREE tonight?”

YOU: "Trick question. I am an American, I am always free." 

Although these sucka’s can represent the colors on flags of over 38 countries, it still called the Merika for a reason… We wanted them to be the best. When you buy these, look into the sky and imagine a firework in the shape of a hot dog in your honor.

 

 

Oh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:

  • Military design.
  • 3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.
  • Ballistic and solar protection.
  • Optimal peripheral vision.
    Are we going to back up our product? Of course.
    Yeah, we'll replace your Pit Vipers, but you have to do something for us. Get this:
    Send us a video of you breaking your Pit Vipers, or a dramatic reenactment, and you just earned yourself another pair. One time only... go ahead and break them but you better make us laugh. 
    Check out our warranty page.

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