The Merika Polarized
Typical reaction while wearing these:
THEM: “Hey are you FREE tonight?”
YOU: "Trick question. I am an American, I am always free."
Although these sucka’s can represent the colors on flags of over 38 countries, it still called the Merika for a reason… We wanted them to be the best. When you buy these, look into the sky and imagine a firework in the shape of a hot dog in your honor.
Oh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:
- Military design.
- 3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.
- Ballistic and solar protection.
- Optimal peripheral vision.