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The Gold Standard Polarized Double Wide
The Gold Standard Polarized Double Wide
The Gold Standard Polarized Double Wide
The Gold Standard Polarized Double Wide
The Gold Standard Polarized Double Wide
The Gold Standard Polarized Double Wide

The Gold Standard Polarized Double Wide

Regular price $89.00
You Know You Want To

Gold, our primal instincts draw us to this element. its Universal:

“The secret knowledge”, according to the Illuminati, is the story of creation. According to this belief, the Annunaki, an alien race from the planet, Nubira, arrived on earth in 6000 BC. These beings wished to create a race of slaves to mine gold from the earth. 

The Polarized version of the Gold Standard will become your ticket to keeping the Annunaki at bay. They might steal your sunglasses though, hopefully they are nice. 

#conspiracy 

Now 12mm wider to fit your big honkin' face.

Technical Specifications

Light Transmission: 11%

Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic 

Width: 5.87in (Merika) | 149mm (Metric)