Did TMNT inspire you as much as it did us? Can you imagine yourself swinging a bow-staff in these? The answer is yes. Obviously. The Purple base with neon green splatter and a logo to match will destroy above and below ground.
Oh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:
3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.
Optimal peripheral vision.
Are we going to back up our product? Of course.
Yeah, we'll replace your Pit Vipers, but you have to do something for us. Get this:
Send us a video of you breaking your Pit Vipers, or a dramatic reenactment, and you just earned yourself another pair. One time only... go ahead and break them but you better make us laugh.