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The Butt Bar Seltzer Belt
The Butt Bar Seltzer Belt

The Butt Bar Seltzer Belt

Regular price $438.00 Sale price $18.00
Then High-Five Yourself

The Butt Bar Beer Belt is back and slimmer than ever!
The small n’ tall koozies are designed for carrying slim cans like energy drinks, spiked seltzers, and what ever else the kids are addicted to these days. Also great for carrying sugar gliders, baby opossums, numbats, pygmy anteaters, and other small marsupials should you come into the possession of one. Shove some fireworks in there for all we care. Just make sure to send in pictures.

Combines with the Rumpshaker to become the Time Bomb. Watch out now!