The Gobby Polarized Double Wide
Gobby [gob-eez]:
Noun.
1. A Pit Viper with a pink on blue splattered frame, white accents, and a pink mirror lens.
Usage examples:
“My girlfriend gave me some Gobbies for Christmas! How thoughtful!”
“Man, whoever invented Gobbies is a genius!”
“Hey, mate, did you see Pit Viper is selling Gobbies now?”
*spit take* “What the f-“
Gobbies! Fun for the whole family.
Technical Specifications
UV Protection: 100%
Light Transmission: 11.5%
Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic
Width: 5.87in (Merika) | 149mm (Metric)