The Beermelon Short

The Beermelon Short

Imagine your drunk uncle stumbling around your family reunion recklessly spilling his 24oz Natty Daddy while simultaneously smearing watermelon on your Sunday best. This family is really getting out of hand... Beermelon. Featuring 100% polyester material and a DWR finish to protect you from your drunk family.

Size down, sizes run big.


Pairs unstoppably with The Beermelon ShirtThe Beermelon Scrunchie, and the The Pit Viper x Jolyn Beermelon Swimsuit!