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The Merika by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Merika by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Merika by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Merika by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Merika by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Merika by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Merika by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Merika by Pit Viper Sunglasses
The Merika by Pit Viper Sunglasses

The Merika

$59.00

Then High-Five Yourself
Do you find yourself inclined to random outbursts? Shouting USA! USA! USA! over and over again in crowds? Are you just about the most patriotic person that has ever used the internet? We thought so. Go ahead, buy these and God Bless MERIKA!
 

Demand Respect & Authority. 

Put them on and let the world be jealous. 

Oh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:

  • Military design.
  • 3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.
  • Ballistic and solar protection.
  • Optimal peripheral vision.
    Are we going to back up our product? Of course.
    Yeah, we'll replace your Pit Vipers, but you have to do something for us. Get this:
    Send us a video of you breaking your Pit Vipers, or a dramatic reenactment, and you just earned yourself another pair. One time only... go ahead and break them but you better make us laugh. 
    Check out our warranty page.

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