Poseidon Night Shades
Do you sometimes compare yourself to a greek god? If you regularly speak of your creation of heavens and earth with your friends Hades and Zeus before you descend to your watery abode to pick your teeth with your trident then we bow our heads to you, oh great god of the Sea, Poseidon. Also, Narwals are awesome. Thanks for making those.
The Night Shades
What will you do in the clear lenses? Here are a few ideas: Biking at night, skating at night, rollerblading at night, running at night, zombie flash mobs at night, bars at night, flexing at night, flossing at night, burning trash at night, tagging your grandmother's porch at night, creating insightful poetry at night, contemplating string theory and the ramifications of non-individualized particle relationships at night, soldering.
Demand Respect & Authority.
Put them on and let the world be jealous.
Oh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:
- Military design.
- 3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.
- Optimal peripheral vision.