Poseidon Night Shades
Poseidon Night Shades
Poseidon Night Shades
Poseidon Night Shades
Poseidon Night Shades
Poseidon Night Shades
Poseidon Night Shades
Poseidon Night Shades
Poseidon Night Shades

Poseidon Night Shades

$59.00

SHIPS BY DEC. 10! THIS IS A PRE-ORDER.

Then High-Five Yourself

Do you sometimes compare yourself to a greek god? If you regularly speak of your creation of heavens and earth with your friends Hades and Zeus before you descend to your watery abode to pick your teeth with your trident then we bow our heads to you, oh great god of the Sea, Poseidon. Also, Narwals are awesome. Thanks for making those. 

 

The Night Shades

What will you do in the clear lenses? Here are a few ideas: Biking at night, skating at night, rollerblading at night, running at night, zombie flash mobs at night, bars at night, flexing at night, flossing at night, burning trash at night, tagging your grandmother's porch at night, creating insightful poetry at night, contemplating string theory and the ramifications of non-individualized particle relationships at night, soldering.   

Demand Respect & Authority. 

Put them on and let the world be jealous. 

Oh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:

  • Military design.
  • 3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.
  • Optimal peripheral vision.
Are we going to back up our product? Of course.
Yeah, we'll replace your Pit Vipers, but you have to do something for us. Get this:
Send us a video of you breaking your Pit Vipers, or a dramatic reenactment, and you just earned yourself another pair. One time only... go ahead and break them but you better make us laugh. 
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