2021-05-07 23:59 00 Days : 00 Hours : 00 Mins : 00 Secs


Enter the Intimidator Photography Contest

Herbivore Après Kit Bottom

Herbivore Après Kit Bottom
Introducing The Herbivore Après Kit; a gender neutral performance kit born from high quality fabric, detailed design, and a not-so-secret-equine fetish.
Leave uncomfortable moments for the kids watching sex scenes with their parents, this baby’s inner face is a gridded fleece-like polyester that caresses your body like Maverick caresses Goose in Top Gun (I don’t know I’ve never seen the movie). The outer face is smooth to the touch and unlike any base layer on the mountain. While everyone at the bar strips down to their plain black pieces of shit, you’ll be sporting zebra print head to calf, with red contrast stitching to match your fifth Bloody Mary.

Want to stay up to date on our newest, sexiest, most-limited-editionest releases? Sign up for text message updates HERE to show your eternal devotion.