"If you're a young man aged 12 or older who is active in sports or lives an otherwise active life, chances are you know something about getting hit in the balls." - WebMD
"The first symptom is a lot of pain. That may be followed by nausea and sometimes vomiting." - WebMD (reference link (It's a gold mine))
Sure, you do lots of sports. We all know that. For the first time ever you can get a tank that will explain to your friends exactly where your priorities lie. These tanks are 23% lighter than the average t-shirt and offer 100% armpit breathability.
Finally you can pay us to put our ballz on your chest.