1993 Night Shades
Just be careful because it is hard to keep ladies from stealing these at the bar. It will require diligence and dedication. If you aren't up for it you should probably just let someone else buy them. You don't want all of the Zach & Slater attention anyway. Ladies, just think of yourself as Kelly. And if you don't know what we are talking about watch some '90s tv already.
The Night Shades
What will you do in the clear lenses? Here are a few ideas: Biking at night, skating at night, rollerblading at night, running at night, zombie flash mobs at night, bars at night, flexing at night, flossing at night, burning trash at night, tagging your grandmother's porch at night, creating insightful poetry at night, contemplating string theory and the ramifications of non-individualized particle relationships at night, soldering.
Demand Respect & Authority.
Put them on and let the world be jealous.
Oh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:
- Military grade.
- 3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.
- Optimal peripheral vision.
VLT - 90%
Lens - 2.8 Polycarbonate
Width - 127mm