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1993 Gogglés
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1993 Gogglés
1993 Gogglés
1993 Gogglés
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1993 Gogglés
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1993 Gogglés
1993 Gogglés
1993 Gogglés
1993 Gogglés
1993 Gogglés

1993 Gogglés

Regular price $169.00
Then High-Five Yourself


Millions asked and one company listened. Pit Viper now presents Gogglés. Probably the most important development in active eyewear since the last product we launched.

For looks, for protection, for comfort, and for champagne spray, there’s nothing like Gogglés. Except for our sunglasses, which check those boxes too.

Why Gogglés?

Although the sun assaults from above, wind penetrates from all angles. Traditional Pit Vipers buck wind speeds up to 420 kph, but some Pit Viper owners say they need to go faster. For real speeders, we present our first full face-cupping pair of Pit Vipers, the foam lined, strap-on, Gogglés.

Included in this customized system of modular components:

  • 1 x Aerodynamic frame built from space-grade materials
  • 1x Ultralightweight adjustable nylon/spandex Pit Viper sport-band strap-on system™ 
  • 2x State-of-the-art flexible sport-lens™ (Mirrored and Low Visibility) 
  • 1x Washable & absorbent dual-compartment soft fiber Limpcloth™ 
  • 1x Sleek and convenient Experts Only Firmcase™ to keep it all handy


Originally designed to block champagne spray from the eyes of World Champions™, Gogglés may also be repurposed for all sport applications such as:

  • Skiing
  • Snowboarding
  • Skijoring
  • Mountain biking
  • Water
  • Dog walking
  • Sailing
  • Ball stuff
  • Hood rat stuff with your friends
  • Surfboarding
  • Inline
  • Snowblower
  • Video games
  • Volleyball
  • Aerobic competition
  • Sex


Testimonials:

  • “These are great, you can really see how they”
  • “I can't even tell you how different it is from sunglasses”
  • “The glare will not come in from the side, it cuts it out because the gogglés wrap around your head, where the average sunglasses stop.”
  • "Nice."
  • “I have been telling them to do this for 5 years!”

A Note from the President

Hi, I’m Chris Garcin, President of Pit Viper Worldwide. It’s great to have superior technology, but as a marketing genius I knew our eyewear had to work good, and that you had to look good in them. With the help of chemists, polymer scientists, adhesive experts, and coating specialists, we engineered a system that would outperform most other kinds of eye protection. That system is called Pit Viper Sunglasses, and I’m going to keep skiing in them, but you idiots really wanted goggles, so here you go.



Technology for Nerds:

  • Typical modern goggle bullshit
  • 100% UV protective interchangeable lenses
  • 1993 Mirrored lens VLT: 20% VLT.
  • Midnight Mirrored lens VLT: 15% VLT.
  • Low light lenses VLT:: 26% VLT
  • Frame: injected nylon
  • Interchangeable lens: One-step easy-change lens, see packaging for instructions
  • Note: DO NOT touch or wipe the interior lens. The lens is coated with an anti-fog treatment that is easily wiped away, like all other goggles
  • Size/fit: 16"- 30" circumference
  • Will these fit with my helmet? Click here for some examples
  • No magnets - Government agencies will not be able to monitor your brainwaves.


Just pick your favorite frame color, then you’re only one click away from owning the first ever Pit Viper Gogglés