Welcome!

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We're here today to learn about POLARIZED Pit Viper Sunglasses!

They help you see into water.

HOW COOL!!1

WARNING:


They make the screen of your flip-phone really hard to see! Don't think your Razr is broken and take it in to Voicestream, it's not!

Good things about Pit Vipers Good things about Polarized Lenses
 They have an optimal blend of style & performance! They reduce glare from the sun on many different surfaces!

Hooray for the year we are in RIGHT NOW, 1993 of course!

 BUY THESE!

AS IF! I'm more of a Mr. T fan.

 PITY THA FOOL!

I'm pumped up! Let's get it on!

 Play Your Cards Right

We used a 'search engine' to search The Internet for articles about polarized lenses

TURNS OUT THEY ARE GOOD FOR YOUR EYES!

OOOOOhhhhhhhh..... NOW WE GET IT!