That’s right! The 12 Days of Turbo are back with faster cars, bigger bank accounts, and 12 more chances to win.


Pit Viper presents the 2nd ever, last annual 12 day giveaway where we try to break the spirits of the marketing, website, and design team simultaneously.


What happens? Every day a new prize sweepstakes opens on this page. You enter to win by filling out the form. You must enter every single day for every prize you want to win. At midnight MST the entries close. Once we wake up, make some coffee, head out for a quick 3 hour ski, then get back home and remember to call you, we’ll call the winner. Winners announced on instagram and right here on the site the very next day.

The Prizes

Day 1

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Day 1

The Scootski

It’s a scooter! It’s a jetski! It’s- okay we can stop with the overused Superman reference. This is serious. This is a top of the line custom motor scooter jet ski hybrid and it deserves to be taken seriously. With a top speed of 40mph, this amphibious-looking street legal vehicle is a one of kind piece and it could be YOURS. For FREE.

ELIZABETH K. IN CORVALIS, OR IS GONNA BE SCOOTSKIING IN STYLE!

Day 2

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Day 2

A F*cking Billboard

Your ex is gonna flip when they see this. Your very own billboard in your hometown, current residence, or closest place we can afford. 672 square feet of whatever message you want to put out there. Also includes a photoshoot with a professional photographer. 

SAMANTHA G. IN PORT WASHINGTON, NY HAS MADE IT TO THE BIG TIME!

Day 3

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Day 3

Two of Everything We Make

By far, the most popular prize last year was “One of Everything We Make.” It took us 3 months of grueling round table discussion but our marketing team finally came up with something to top it. Immediately after winning, a massive shipment with two of everything we have in stock will ship to your house. An obscene amount of Pit Vipers. Truly a nuisance. Hope you have a forklift.

ROB L. IN NEW YORK, NY. HAS A REAL STORAGE PROBLEM ON HIS HANDS!

Day 4

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Day 4

$5,000 Craigslist Spending Spree

We’re giving you $5,000 to spend on the cornucopia of treasure known to mortals as your local craigslist. The best part? We fly out and spend the day with you so you have back up when the nice man tells you he’s got “something really special” in the basement. Expect to get your own Youtube episode about this.

J.D. IN SOUTH LAKE TAHOE, CA. IS NOW ON THE TOP OF CRAIG'S NICE LIST.

Day 5

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Day 5

A Ranchero & A Ranch

We made a mistake and now we have both! A car AND a piece of real estate! That’s right, this custom decaled 1972 Pit Viper Ford Ranchero comes with a real, legitimate, livable plot of land in Fruitland, Utah. It’s the American Dream in one big FREE package.

CAMERON FROM LAS VEGAS, NV. IS LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM ON HIS OWN RANCH & RANCHERO.

Day 6

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Day 6

Three Custom Painted E-Bikes

What’s cooler than three bicycles but not as cool as three motorcycles? That’s right! Three custom painted e-bikes from Magnum; the Scout, the Pathfinder, and the Payload, all custom painted by Tech-Gnar. I sure hope you have two friends to share with, otherwise you’re gonna have to share with your parents. They brought you into this world, they can bring you out.

GRACE IN SAN MARCOS, TX. HAS SOME ECO-FRIENDLY MOM & DAD BIKE RIDES IN HER FUTURE

Day 7

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Day 7

$10,000 in Cold Hard Cash

You heard the title. $10,000 in cold hard cash, hand-delivered to you Pit Viper style. This is probably going to be very dangerous, and could potentially lead you down a path of financial irresponsibility. Are you sure you want to win this? Of course you are, click the damn button.

ALEX IN BURLEY, ID HAS SOME DOUGH BURNING A HOLE IN HIS POCKET!

Day 8

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Day 8

Race Travis Pastrana

What do you and 11-time X Games Gold Medalist Travis Pastrana have in common? Nothing. But if you think you can beat him in a series of drag races, or want to die trying, this is the prize for you. An all-expenses paid trip to a top secret location to get smoked on a number of motorized vehicles, ranging from scooters to less cool vehicles.

DYLAN, IN MESA, AZ. IS THE LUCKY LOSER OF THE RACE OF A LIFETIME!

Day 9

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Day 9

A Brand New Car!

You ever see those commercials this time of year where the guy buys his spouse a BRAND NEW CAR, and think to yourself, “who the fuck does that?” US. AND POSSIBLY YOU. Today’s winner takes home a 2022, fresh off the lot, BRAND NEW CAR. Includes Pit Viper decals and a session at your local auto store to pimp it out. Model to be determined. We’ve never done this before. This is blowing our minds. Seriously, a BRAND NEW CAR?!?!

PETER M. IN SALT LAKE CITY, UT. IS GONNA BE ON A BRAND NEW SET OF WHEELS IN NO TIME!

Day 10

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Day 10

Tantalizing Trip for 2 to Sandals Jamaica

Tell your boss to shove that PTO where the sun don’t shine and sign off to Jamaica with this all inclusive, 6 day 5 night trip to Sandals Jamaica resort for two. Travel included! Damn that’s pricey! Why are we doing this again?

LAUREN, IN HOLLAND, MI. LIKES PIÑA COLADAS AND LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH (HOPEFULLY)

Day 11

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Day 11

The PT-Pooper

That’s right, the 150 horsepower, 1,000lb towing capacity, middle-of-the-line MPG road devil of your dreams, with personal port-a-potty in tow. If that wasn’t enough, we’ve tricked it out with a one of a kind decal, doo doo flames and all.

ANDY IN TOWNSEND, GA IS MAKING BROWN ALL AROUND TOWN IN THE ONE-OF-A-KIND PT POOPER!

Day 12

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Day 12

A $25,000 Pit Viper Gift Card

No matter how many free cars we give away, you people only want one thing. So here’s 2021’s GRAND PRIZE: A TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR gift card to pitviper.com. That’s roughly 250 pairs of Pit Vipers. Don’t have a face? Fine, spend it on 1,666 flags. Or 1,000 T-Shirts. Or 5,950 scrunchies. Just be prepared to livestream your shopping experience.

DANIELLE, IN GEORGETOWN, TX NEVER HAS TO WORRY ABOUT GIFT SHOPPING AGAIN. EVER!!

F.A.Q.U.

Frequently Asked Questions by Users

For You Stupid FAQers:

Technically none of you have asked any stupid questions yet because we’re posting this before the giveaway goes live. These are just our guesses at the dumb questions you’ll probably ask.

I don’t understand the rules. It seems like you ran out of space up top to explain this and I need something long and complicated to read on the toilet. What’s the big idea?

For the next 12 days we will be giving away 12 insane prizes. Each day a new prize reveals itself, and each day you have the chance to enter to win it. 12 days. 12 prizes. 12 winners. It all started midnight November 17th and ends midnight November 28th. Mountain Standard Time, of course.

How do I enter?

Every day around midnight (mountain standard time) a new prize will present itself. Click the enter to win button. Fill out your name. Then your last name. Then your email. Then-- you know what, you got this.

How long do I have to enter?

You have 24 hours to enter for each prize. Entries will close at midnight MOUNTAIN STANDARD TIME. Not EST, not CST, not BET, mountain standard time. Look it up. 

How old do I have to be to enter?

18 or older*. Under 18? Get your grandma to do it for you, just don’t tell the feds.

What’s the catch? Do I have to buy something?

You don’t have to buy anything to enter. You don’t have to sign anything to enter. We may harass you if you enter, but only if you win. You will be added to our email subscription list, but you’re probably already signed up to that, so who cares. 

Can I enter for every prize?

Yes. You can enter for all 12 prizes, but you will have to come back each day to enter. You want Day 5’s prize? Make sure you’re here on Day 5 to sign up. There is no shame in signing up to win all 12 prizes. We encourage it. These are awesome prizes. You’re gonna want them.

Can I enter multiple times for one prize?

I mean technically, yes. But we’ll be filtering out all multiple entries, so I’d find something better to do with your time.

When are the winners decided?

The winner is decided and contacted the following day. We like fast turnarounds here. Suspense is for foreplay and scary movies.

How are the winners decided?

With a super scientific state of the art random number generator. 

How will I know if I won?

We will call you. Probably from a number you’ve never seen before. Most likely one with a 978 area code. Answer your damn phone. There may be a free car waiting on the other line. That, or another 10 spam calls about your car’s extended warranty.

What if I don’t want the prize I won?

Yes you do, you signed up for it.

How will you get the prize to me?

Don’t worry about it sweetheart. If it’s shippable, we’ll spend a ridiculous amount of money to ship it to you. If it’s not, we’ll fly you out to retrieve it.

Can I contact your customer service to ask questions even though you wrote out this whole FAQ to prevent that?

We’d rather you didn’t but ok, Karen. https://pitvipersunglasses.com/pages/contact

How are you making money off this?

We aren’t. Our accountant literally hates this part of the year. She’s already threatened to quit.

Couldn’t you have just done a discount for Black Friday like everyone else?

We are doing a 25% off discount site wide from Friday, November 19th, through Monday, November 29th, but we wanted to make sure our CEOs don’t have any money left to put their kids through college. Also, maybe if you sign up to win a prize, you’ll find an even better discount in your email inbox. 

How long is this going on for?

12 Days. Hence why we’re calling it, the “12 Days of Turbo.” We’ll start right after midnight on November 19th and end in a drunken rage around midnight, November 30th.

Are you doing this again next year?

No. This is the FINAL 12 Days of Turbo. Next year we’ll probably do something even harder to pull off, but it won’t include this many cool prizes so get your fix now, bud.

Is this legal?

What do we look like, attorneys?

Knock Knock. Who’s there?

I.

I Who?

I don’t have time for this I’m trying to write an FAQ.

Why only 12 Days?

We wanted to do 13 but our accountant Neil looks really ugly when he cries.

What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you’re gonna hurl?

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she’s yours. But if you spew and you bolt, it was never meant to be.

I made it to the bottom. Do I win anything?

Congratulations. You won this.