The Uhhmerika Polarized
[ Man Narrating ]
As the 21st century began...
human evolution was
at a turning point.
Natural selection, the process by which
the strongest, the smartest...
the fastest reproduced
in greater numbers than the rest...
a process which had once
favored the noblest traits of man...
now began to favor
MEN AND WOMEN WEARING RED, WHITE, AND BLUE ARE REPRODUCING AT AN ALARMING RATE! SO MUCH SO, IN FACT, THAT THEY ARE REPORTING QUITTING FORTNITE.
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