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Xtreme Blue Jeans
Xtreme Blue Jeans
Xtreme Blue Jeans
Xtreme Blue Jeans
Xtreme Blue Jeans
Xtreme Blue Jeans
Xtreme Blue Jeans
Xtreme Blue Jeans

Xtreme Blue Jeans

Regular price $543.45 Sale price $123.45
Then High-Five Yourself

The video sums it up nicely.

(GO FULL SCREEN YOU HEATHEN)

Pit Viper Innovations (PVI) is proud to present Xtreme Blue Jeans (XBJs). These aren't your girlfriend's BJs.

Xtreme Blue Jeans by Pit Viper

The denim-gaiter integrated system combines tough, technical, waterproof lowers and the form-fitting, unmistakable sex appeal of blue jeans.

Xtreme Blue Jeans by Pit Viper

FEATURING:

  • Fart Release Technology™
  • One central zippered vent
  • Trusted [redacted] brand denim construction
  • Jean
  • Gaiter
  • Integration
  • Pit Viper Patches -- can’t buy those, dickhead
  • Belt loops -- store something to hit your kids with!
  • Performance
  • Available in ALL waist sizes* and TWO length choices. 

*limited to sizes we made, with zero prior pant-selling experience

 

XBJ-FAQs:

Liners?
No these are not flannel or fleece lined jeans. These are denim lined jeans. Layer accordingly. Size up if you need more layers.

Length?
We offer 2 length sizes, Long and Short. If you measure 69" or shorter, go short. If you are taller than 69" go long, Barry Sanders. If you missed your size, keep reading.

Size out of stock?
Better get the next size up, and hurry. Xtreme Blue Jeans are limited as fuck, and this sunglass company had a hard time guessing what sizes you wanted. Will we restock? I don't know, maybe.