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Party Mountain Towel
Party Mountain Towel
Party Mountain Towel
Party Mountain Towel

Party Mountain Towel

Regular price $24.20
Then High-Five Yourself
Suggested use:
-The beach when you don’t want to be wet anymore
-The shower before your big interview
-The kitchen when you’re cooking something really big and dirty
-Your freshman dorm room where you can’t afford a rug
-Your lover’s bedroom (show you’re responsible by bringing your own towel)
-Fancy restaurants when tucking those flimsy white napkins in your collar just won’t do
-Valuable scientific research hotspots harboring unique microbiomes found nowhere else on earth a.k.a. the hot tub at your favorite ski resort