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Safe Sox
Safe Sox
Safe Sox
Safe Sox
Safe Sox

Safe Sox

Regular price $9.00
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“The best socks I’ve ever had” - your mom

Vibrant colors and patterns make these socks easy to find in the horrifying inter-dimensional hole that is the modern American washing machine. One size fits most unless you are a mythical creature with baby feet or hooves. Mostly nylon with a little spandex to keep things interesting.

9.5 inch sock.