Speed Fleece - Purple
2 parts speed, 2 parts fleece, and 3 parts sex, the Speed Fleece hat is guaranteed to be the fastest thing a human head can wear. The Speed Fleece hat features ear-cupping technology for the chairlift rides, and flip-upping technology for aprés auditory penetration. We also know you're the fastest skier on the mountain, so we put a bungee on here to keep the hat on your head and off of the snow. Trust us, we tested it. The Speed Fleece hat is for skiing. Or whatever you want, man.
Just like your fathers' ski style in the 90s, this hat will make you a daddy.
This is the purple one, but we could easily have called it pink. Up to you to decide.
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